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Today's News: Don't Call It a Comeback: We've Been Here For Years Take off your self-described tinfoil hats and openly discuss what you now know to be true in the back of your minds. This is the 'talking cure' our country/world needs. (To re-iterate The Allies of Evil positions since 9/11. Curious how prescient.) 1. Anthrax WAS sent by the Doctor the FBI found, Dr. H. The investigation was quashed because it was not exactly a good time to reveal our active WMD programs while we are using that justification for invading Iraq. The proof, which was his own self protection against having a boating 'accident', was that the return addresses were from a fictional elementary school that shares it's name with the base of operations from which Dr. H worked during the war for independence in Zimbabwe (where he learned to make WMD: his elementary school). One of the big reasons we are never on the ground in Africa doing stuff is that we are NOT WANTED by the folks who had to defeat our CIA and proxy armies for the pleasure of living under cutthroats like Mugabe. Most powerful black Africans still think we would be more harm than help. I mean we did turn in Mandela to the bad guys. Didn't know that? Go to the RSA and ask the guy who was in the cell next to him who gives the guided tour of Robin Island or go to his old house and speak with his neighbors and family, they want the world to know. Funny how important things like this don't cross the Atlantic. So Dr. H is one crazy MF! Some people are smart enough to know when they are going to be used and thrown out, he was one such man. He basically dared the gov't to come after him during a press appearance. The Anthrax 'attacks' were Gov't Psy-Ops, but their lamb refused to be sacrificed. 2. 9/11 was simply a repetition of a tried and true method of profit-through-regime change. It is no coincidence that Future Senator P. Bush was central to arranging Hitler's rise and continued dominance through financial/industrial backing. He became a Senator soon after Congress had to act against his bank for trading with the enemy, which is in the Congressional record. When we finally pulled the chair out from under Hitler's ass, Anglo-US banking and US military industry had expanded/profited immensely from the war and our military was in great relative shape to take over the world. No tin hat here, the Bush family's 'right' to power in this country is their possession of the globally un-palatable secret of US dominance in the post WWII world was that the nature and course of the conflict was all planned from the start by an Anglo-American elite. This is not to deny any of the heroism of individuals in the execution of that war: "There were Heroes on both sides." It is also no coincidence that George Bush Senior was a failed politician who none-the-less was appointed to positions of great power and influence. (I mean he did lose his WWII plane and plane-mates in combat, right? Right? Now that's a hero!) Let's start with being Ambassador to the UN. He proudly declared to the UN that US policy was pursuit of a resolution of the Israeli/Arab conflict, while everyone with a brain knew and insiders like Kissinger now admit, our policy was stalemate. We wanted a simmering conflict that could be stoked for our eventual return to the region. The Bushes are the smiling liars of US foreign policy. Next for Bush I was his appointment as head of the CIA. He overthrew Central and Latin American countries in much the same way that His father had imposed American Hegemony over a willing Europe, and a not-so-willing Middle East. Few serious scholars would protest the assertion that the political lines drawn during this era were specifically designed to allow for economic colonization and, if necessary, eventual re-invasion (everyone hates a despotic ruler). In Bush I's Central American operations, sending a few child abductors and serial rapists in the wrong uniforms was a great way to sway local/world opinions on Central America. I used to baby sit a kid who was adopted from these circumstances under the assumption that he was an orphan. His Father is alive and the remaining family firmly believe it was American-backed militias who shot him and his mother and placed him into a Catholic Orphanage (ask me about the Catholic Church in private). Population control can be messy, but if you are willing to go beyond the imagination of the every man, to the impossibly evil, then it can be done. This is Bush family method. Like a bunch of 'Kaiser Sosa' fanatics. Unfortunately, their continued success in this method landed some planes in a ball of fire in Lower Manhattan. And who ever said that the Gov't should ask the American People to sacrifice more for the War on Terror didn't want you to know how it really started. 3. Where is the outrage? It is almost psychologically impossible for most folks to completely reverse their concept of history/reality in the presence of this type of widely contradictory evidence. So they ignore it. They point at invisible tin hats and say "THOSE folks are the crazy ones." They secretly don their own tin hat for even harboring these thoughts. The question is now what's next? Well, as long as they can continue to make money disappear in the black hole of Iraq, the American People or our beloved symbols won't have to take another hit. I mean it took Saddam over 10 years to spirit $10 billion out of the Oil-for-Food Program. We've 'lost' $9 billion in Oil Revenue in less than 2 years! This is outside of the contracts, outside of the backroom dealing. Who said Iraq can't pay for the War itself? It's just WHO is getting paid now is different from who paid then. The old 'Socialize the cost, Privatize the benefits' aspect of the Bush Family methodology that creates the ultimate economic bubble: the Anglo-American Military-Industrial Complex. Popping 'The Bubble' may hurt and be very messy, but I hate to say we will likely spend the predictable future living inside of it unless we collectively take off our self-imposed tin hats and start poking needles of truth through it's slimy, distorted membrane. Remember Eisenhower's last words to us as President - and he was a General. In context, he warns of both the undue influence of the Military-Industrial Complex and of the Federal Government's intent to expand that influence: "In the councils of government, we must guard against the acquisition of Êunwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the militaryindustrial complex. The potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power exists and will persist. We must never let the weight of this combination endanger our liberties Êor democratic processes. We should take nothing for granted. Only an Êalert and knowledgeable citizenry can compel the proper meshing of the huge industrial and military machinery of defense with our peaceful Êmethods and goals, so that security and liberty may prosper together. Akin to, and largely responsible for the sweeping changes in our Êindustrial-military posture, has been the technological revolution Êduring recent decades. In this revolution, research has become central; it also becomes more Êformalized, complex, and costly. A steadily increasing share is Êconducted for, by, or at the direction of, the Federal government." As If! Kerry Supporters Actually Felt He Would Win
Shocking, but True! Dems Truly Felt there Was to Be an 'Election' this time AND, get this, that they would WIN it! Let's be clear. The fix has been in - and the AOE set the whole thing up. We shouldn't be so hard on the Dems, it almost was time for some "good cop" leadership. Mend some fences, repackage and resell our presence in Iraq. But the UN screwed the US (more below on that) so now there's some more killing to do. It's time for more "bad cop". Now W can get back to finishing the business at hand. The Bad Cop needs to crush Falluja, more a handy excuse than a military necessity: an excuse to keep the country in chaos, to keep it's infrastructure in ruins until the time is right. So what is the right time? What does this have to do with the UN? Everything. Now the story goes that little reconstruction money has been spent and contractors are high-tailing it because of security issues. On a case-by-case basis that may be occasionally true. But the real story is as follows: After the War, we set up the Provisional Authority and L. Paul Bremmer as it's head. Bremmer, on our instruction, created a Libertarian Utopia to supposedly disastrous results. Hey, even the AOE can admit that it's hard to get a job in Sadr City, but I used the word "supposed" for a reason - it's no disaster for the Allies of Evil! Kerry said there was no post-War plan. WRONG! Just the opposite is true. Read on. The story behind this "disaster" (to some, but certainly not the AOE!) is more telling about the nature of post-Iraq War planning and thinking than anything on the TV or in the papers. Bremmer set it up so that all the monolithic state-run enterprises (read: Cathedrals of Evil) could be privatized, that foreigners (read: the AOE) could own them 100% or just lease them for 40 years at a time. Oh, and that there would never be a tax rate over 15%, just to make a sickeningly sweet deal sweeter. The AOE and our corporate fledglings at Bechtel, Brown and Root, et al. were gangbusters to go in. Even better yet, since the state-run industries have been all but destroyed! How is that good, you ask? Silly-billy! Instead of dealing with old Iraqi machinery and buildings, new ones will be built on the American taxpayer dime. That's right! Buy a pile of rubble known as "the soap industry" at rubble prices, yet receive a spanking new soap factory full of new machines. What a deal! Therefore, it's is MORE desirable to American businesses to sign those 40 year leases pre-Reconstruction. It's almost like getting something for nothing (well, at least nothing to the AOE). Only one problem: The United Nations needed to recognize the Occupation, the Provisional Authority and it's sovereignty or else any future Iraqi government with recognized sovereignty could unceremoniously reclaim the newly privatized industries for the State, thus ripping off those who would help the Iraqi people by killing 100,000+ of them (pre-Falluja invasion count) leveling their country, then rebuilding it (not really) from scratch. Of all the nerve! Needless to say, the UN didn't quite come through for us. It recognized the Occupation, but stopped there, likely knowing full well what they were doing. Any lease or contract signed could go "poof" in an instant with huge loses with no hope of recovery. I mean ripping off a decimated population aint FREE. No wonder reconstruction has stalled. It's waiting for sovereignty which seemed a long way away, if we were waiting for the country to be safe and stable. But, the AOE smelled cheap cash and planned a new way of getting our hands on it. OK, so scratch the provisional authority, we needed to install a puppet government with full Sovereignty recognition ASAP. To that end, we sent Bremer home early and brought in Allawi, a CIA agent. He's Iraqi, right? So then we announced that we would call elections as early as possible, situation on the ground be damned so we can get that sovereignty-contract thing sorted out. We pushed the ironic story that it would hasten the process of putting an Iraqi face on things. An Iraqi face on the government yes, but still an American one on all industry. So, thanks to the UN, rubble had to stay rubble a little longer until those contracts and leases are signed, but not before. That's when the AOE knew there was more Bad Cop to come, as the less secure Iraq is pre-sovereignty, the more secure American corporations feel about eventually going in. So keep your hopes up Dems, a future President will eventually have to kiss and make up with the Euros and the rest of the world. Just not yet and not until we, the AOE, are ready.
Arm! Invade! Rebuild! Repeat! Is Bush Really Losing His Mind? Is it time to pull the plug on Mega Prez? Maybe Kerry is another LBJ and will spend even MORE on the War! Options make the AOE slobber with anticipation.. Discuss Your Thoughts in Our Free Speech Forum! Mega Prez Attacked by Billions of Horny Evil-Doers Ashcroft Sings PRINT AND POST YOUR OWN! Bush-Cheney '04 Campaign Posters (.PDF) They actually produced this on their website! SUPER COOL ONLINE QUIZ: What Axis of Evil Country are YOU? Special Operations Troops Wed by Gavin Newsom in Kabul Bush Calls for Ammending Afghan Constitution Too President responds: "I guess that is why we send them in first! But seriously folks, if we don't stop the Anal Doers before they strike and in the lands where they flourish, our Homeland may perish!"  The text of a letter by a Special Ops rear gunner: "And so it now begins. My more liberal friends told me a day like this would come, and now I am forced to eat crow. Words cannot express the hurt and anger I feel for the man's blatant constitutional and moral attack on a segment of our population. And for the still wobbly among us, make no mistake ... this is an attack... I realized long ago I am (was) a Republican solely for foreign affairs. But that's not good enough anymore. I've helped feed the Kurds in Northern Iraq, I've slept in the mud and rain to enforce peace treaties in eastern Europe, seated in 100 percent humidity in southeast Asia, and I dodged too many bullets and remote controlled bombs in and around Mosul to count. But I gladly did this (and will do it again) to protect the rights and liberties of ALL Americans, not just those of my family. " "I voted for this man ... despite what my family said, despite how many times I was smeared because I am African American and (was) a Republican, despite his joy in being an anti-intellectual ... they warned me, they warned me and I didn't listen ... and now I am ashamed of myself. By all that I hold Holy it will never happen again!" POTUS IN ACTION: Bush Doll Stands Tall view the doll... more... OK, So Gulf II Was an Fascist Oil Grab Afterall more... Millions of Americans sleep tight knowing that we are methodically dooming the world to eventual energy starvation while we shall continue to live fat on the dwindling supply. Peak Oil production is to occur in 2010, according to CNN sources. This means after that, less and less energy will have to be shared to run the world. Did we say "shared?" When an all important So forget global warming - there isn't enough hydrocarbon to continue fucking the atmosphere up the way we've grown accustom to. The only problem with all of this is that the other 4-5 Billion people in the world aren't going to like the way we've decided to keep things for ourselves. Hence the Bush Doctrine of pre-emption and the disregard for World opinion - they are all coming to our doorstep anyway, with begging bowls or homemade bombs. Fortunately for us, Bush has decided to flush out the early malcontents and prove a point to whomever may decide that our not playing fair was, well, not fair and come after us. This makes the eventual resource conflicts of the near future an absolute certaintly, but also gives us the upperhand so that our other upperhands won't be lonely. To those who suggest that renewable resources, sustainable development and an almost Socialist co-operation of Nations are any kind of answer: Fuck off, the AOE are going to make some serious cash! Which of course we will be able to eat when the time comes. Makes sense for the Human Race, don't it? $87 Billion is a Small price to Pay: Easy Cuts for an End to the Debate more... ARNOLD WINS: NOW AOE CAN FINALLY CASH THAT 71 BILLION DOLLAR CHECK Final Stage of "Get Shorty" Complete: Kenny Lay's Another Big OneDuring the height of the energy deregulation party in California a few years back, Governor Arnold had a meeting with some of his political backers, to drum up support for his power lust. A lust he would satisfy at any cost, no matter upon whose shoulders he must stand. Kenny Lay was there, with emails found to prove it, at the height of the so-called Energy Crisis to discuss Enron's "Comprehensive Solution". It was reported all over. Yet Arnold doesn't "recall", taking a page from the Regan Iran-Contra testimony tactics while making one zinger of a pun. At what cost his new power? A State-by-State and Nationwide Effort It's really just a small version of the brilliant plan in execution across America by our boy in Washington, Prez Bush II. By crushing the economy and blaming it on 9/11, those corporations (don't forget us - their owners - the AOE!) who are freezing hiring and downsizing and moving their cash overseas are really just taking the reigns. As if by magic, and on cue they jerk those reigns and start the great American pony show back into motion - just in time for the 2004 campaign. Why else would Bush already have a quarter of a billion in the bank for his re-election? No one (certainly not us!) can afford someone not down with the big game: putting the little guy in his place. That place being one with no benefits, entitlements or hope. more...FAILED MARKET WAS FINAL SOLUTION FOR ECONOMIC CRISIS Cancelled Policy Analysis Marketplace (PAM) Would Have Made AOE BillionsBetting on the next big terror event deemed too stupid by allIt cost an Admiral his job, it cost DARPA it's reputation, it cost the AOE billions in lost revenue. The liberal left's gutless over-reaction to yet another brilliant use of taxpayer money, the Policy Analysis Marketplace (PAM) is one of the great missed opportunities of the post-9/11 world. For those who don't recall, it was essentially a futures market betting on the likelyhood of certain political events, including terrorist acts. Kind of like a giant office pool on who dorks the new girl. More accurately, who blows up the new girl. One of the best things about it would be that those with foreknowledge of a terrorist act would be able to profit handily from that knowledge! Imagine what a company like Carlyle Group could do if they entered that marketplace: Since former President Bush still gets his daily CIA briefings, he could use that classified information to direct investments into PAM for incredible accuracy and profit! Every little bomb in Tikrit, every outbreak of violence in Israel would equal coldd cash. Why stop there? It would only be logical to create your own terrorist-network-on-a-leash (Al Qaeda anyone?) and then profit most handily, just as those great patriots who did so betting against Airline stocks just before 9/11. All "our" terrorists would have to do is follow our betting pattern: Bet on a Madagascar bombing and have them blow up some shithole block of mud huts - "Poof!" wads of cash! AOE gets a headache in our wallet just thinking about the missed opportunities to blow up darkies for profit - we have an endless hunger for that! more...NEW FRONT OPENS STATESIDE IN WAR ON TERROR Mid-Atlantic Coast Braces for Imminent Threat and US Military Response"We knew it was coming and now we know When and Where," barked Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, "and you better believe were dropping some honking big Daisy Cutters!" "This threat is imminent and growing, we will respond," President Bush declared in a radio address. "We know this is the work of Terrorists, just look at all the businessmen boarding up their stores and going home. Their trying to hit Americans where it hurts - the beachfront T-shirt shop!"
A leaked DOD memo spells out our strategy: Destroy the Carribean and we'll never have to face down another Hurricane like Isabel again! ...and don't forget to buy some duct tape, just in case.ORANGE ALERT LOWERED AS TERRORIST "WEDDING" DATES PASS An Upswing in Chatter in the SystemAn Upswing in Chatter in the System Amongst People and Groups with Alleged Terrorist Ties About Upcoming "Weddings" and "Air Travel" Spooked the DHS into Raising the Alert Level to Orange Leading up to Memorial Day Weekend, according to TIME Magazine's latest issue. Millions spent during raised alert level operations.In unrelated news:A Happy Nation returns it's tuxedos and flies home after attending the near annual rite of Memorial Day Weekend Weddings to find homes ransacked by mysterious intruders - valuables taken. No evidence but regurgitated pretzel chunks found on couches in several effected homes and clumsily forged documents alleging WMD ties to property owners. more...BUSH INVENTS NWO MATH: Proves World Wrong For Good "It's like I'm the only one left on Earth who can count!" - WOur President has reinvigorated the economy, reduced the debt by almost 99% and paid for a war that is DEFINITELY OVER. How did W pull off yet another miracle of leadership? Merely by personally re-inventing the ivory tower fields of Logic and Mathematics in what has been deeped the "NWO New Math". NWO New Math is a basic reassessment and rejection of the found principles of scientific obsevation, experimentation and exploration which takes into account variables ignored by mathematical systems of the past, like "The President's Opinion" and "God's Will on Earth as Communicated to The President in Dreams".As always, academics and hand-wringers are doubting W's digits, but like his brilliant handling of the Environment, the President thinks everyone just has to loosen up on a few things and change their standards of measure. For example where even small amounts of drinking water arsenic was once unfairly termed a "poisonous contaminant" by past environmental yahoos now it is "well within government regulations". It works for making those all important cost-benefit analyses before committing to War or a major looting of the public safety net or a sham "Homeland Security" funding orgy for your political contrinutors. Further examples show how simple the new NWO Math is at it's root: You are allowed to change meanings of variables at will. What was once "intolerable" or an "criminal" is now called Executive Priveledge. Simple. To apply the NWO Math to the War in Iraq (SEE RIGHT), simple convert the variable "quagmire occupation" and "colosal waste of money, life and international political favor" into "Operation Freedom" and "Killing Evil Doers". Yeah, Simple is right. more ...Yesterday's News:
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The Prez sez he's ready for the challenge, though it hardly seems a challenge when you consider he's fighting his previous policies' effects - just by stopping his Strategic Petrolium Reserve purchases, the Prez can bring the price of a barrel of oil down up to $10 (as this is how far he drove it up with the SPR purchases). Do that and the economy supposedly restarts, or at least shows all the positive signs he'll need to say that he's brought us around, hoping that Americans have forgotten that he's the one who turned a recession to a potential depression with the Tax Cuts plus Militarized Oil Price Manipulation scheme's dependence on buying off opposition producers with the artificially inflated oil prices, tightening the screws on the domestic economy. You may ask: But that's over with right? Everyone has made some seriously good money from prices inflated by the SPR buys and the Iraq war, but now it is time to bring it back down a touch at a time, 'til things balance out and the economy has cheap enough transportation and energy to at least show signs of improvement. Then you must undoubtedbly reflect: 'Boy, Fascism makes running the world like steering a ship.' A phat freaking yatch, covered in NWO bikini bitches... Democracy, Whiskey, Sexy! Leno's a BITCH! "As you know our Allies of Evil are not being helpful with this Iraqi situation. With all due respect I think President Bush is handling this situation all wrong." - Jay LenoI think the Allies of Evil are handle everything just fine! The fat wad of cash in my pocket from scamming the pentagon should attest to that. Prick.
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"PERFECT WAR" President Bush Speaks to Iraqi People via TV, despite citywide blackout:"Freedom! Whiskey! and Sexy!" the President triumphantly proclaimed the end of Saddam's rule, using the newly renamed Iraqi national television station, "Bushzeera", to address the Iraqi people:  Independent reports of the dead rising from the grave upon the President's image appearing on the screen across the nation have been confirmed, bringing the Iraqi civilian death total to -537. This is coincidently the same margin as the number of votes by which Bush won FLorida in the 2000 election. A fitting end for the first "Perfect War" of our first "Perfect President". "Now it's on to the business of erecting giant statues of me!" He quipped as the taped address drew to a conclusion. BUSH's EIGHT YEAR PLAN: Couldn't Have Said it Better Ourselves... BUSH TO SADDAM: "Please don't blow up the oil wells on the way out, OK my man?" Hunh. So, it really was about the OIL. Far Out! Waging peace is for Sissies and other things French. In a speech that was immediately and in some kind of massive coincidence simultaneously dubbed by the networks and major media outlets as a "Moment of Destiny" for the President - while the mindless lily-livered leaders and peoples of all the world cower in trembling, logic-crushing fear before the awesome might of Saddam Hussein and his "Emperor's New Weapons" - our President Bush masterfuly transformed what was once derided as his worst personal flaw into the defining character of American foreign policy: His blind disregard for the best available information, We will have all major aspects of the energy economy in hand, supply, price control and demand. A cornered (coronered?) energy market and the path of fututre global economic development will rest squarely in our hands. Not really a true free market for US consumers, or for anyone else for that matter. But Big Oil and their political representatives are going to cash in "bigtime'. And really that is all that matters, as it is quite obviously why God put us here in the first place: to burn people and stuff for profit. It's payday two ways, both out of the typical American's pocket: Once at the pump and once by the President using tax money to buy oil to sink somewhere in a Louisiana salt cavern, which has been blamed in the Senate for raising global oil prices from $28 to $38 a barrel. Are you an Oil Baron of the NWO? Time to cash in by selling your stockpile of oil to the Strategy Petrolium Reserve to continue to artificially inflate global Oil Prices, lining your pockets and those of your political representatives in the White House. Does the little guy want to know who to blame for their first $40 fill up? It's the President, but then again he knows so much more than we do, so there must me classified reasons for these machinations other than greed. Mo' Oil, Mo' War, Mo' Money! So our strategy was this: use sactioned humanitarian oil sales from Iraq to place an effective price control on Oil prices until we can get back in and occupy and in the mean time there is a ton of cheap illegally exported crude out there, which of course further suppressed prices and proved greatly profitable for businesses willing to wade into the illicit slick oozing through a curiously porous American controlled "No Fly Zone" areas of Southern Iraq. Now it's time for Phase II, where we prop up the price artificially (STRATEGIC Petroleum Reserve) and steal a whole mess of it for immediate sale upon removal of 'humanitarian' sanctions and then later market control. After which, we might just have to fix another election (article coming soon as the voter rolls of many more states fall under the systems that were used to elimanate votes from the roles in Florida 2000) and head after the soon to be surrounded Iranians. Hopefully their own people will topple that regime first... ...and when we're done, gas will still be $3 per gallon, America (especially California) will be farmed for Service Persons and prison labor, and oil companies will be the infrastructure masters of a newly globalized American Fascist Hegemony! It's gonna be awesome!
 Now That's My Dick:Getting Paid, Getting Rich! Vice President shows us how it's done: $1 million dollars from his former company, Halliburton, winning bidder in forming Iraq reconstruction plans! As calculated by the Center for Responsive Politics (opensecrets.org), the return on investment for energy companies for supporting Bush has been 52,200 percent ($36,352,000,000 in tax breaks and subsidies divided by $69,500,000 in campaign contributions). Bush Family Business Buys Vivendi to Aquire Media Control During Current War Drive Sales Pitch Veneer Replaced by "Overt Coersion of Idiot Populace"
 Prez Provides More Specific Advice on Self-Defense Against BioChemical Warfare AttackDuct tape filters and collects pathogens while plastic removes need to respireIn another reassuring lesson in preparedness, the President today announced that wrapping your head in a plastic bag and sealing it with duct tape will prevent death or injury from all future biological or chemical attacks. Providing another sure-fire defense against terrorism, the President elaborate on last week's suggestion that people hermetically seal themselves into a small contained space in the event of attack, which lead to runs on tape and plastic sheeting at Home Depots across America. Dismissing liberal skeptics' complaints that this might suffocate many, many people, the Prez was quick to point out that not a single asphyxiation (not his term) victim has ever died of a chemical or biological attack. Leaving the podium to a beaming Tom Ridge, the President left the meating to attend a economic stimulus brainstorm session with the management of 3M and Manco/Henkel Consumer Adhesives's Duck Products, makers of plastic sheets and reported 43% to 63% of America's duct tape. They are also $100,000+ donors to the RNC and GOP committees during the 2000 (Presidential) election cycle. Sales of Duct tape alone are up 40% over last years $300 million clip according to Washington Post published reports. Old News: Leader of Once Great British Snake Cabal Provides Convincing Proof of Bush Doctrine's Day-to-Day Beneficial Applications by Terry Jones Karzai Prefers Flesh of Unborn to Felt Considering Atilla-like throne of Skulls from Which to Rule Newly Civilized AfghanistanAre they on to us? Dangerous new signs of public intelligence
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BUSH: $2 Trillion Dollars for Starving Children Over Next Ten Years The People Have Spoken: REMATCH!! Will the 'Iron Sheik' Out-Wrastle 'Mega-Prez'? Live converage available 24 hours a day. Will The Real Slim Shady Please Stand Up? New Drug Czar Cryptically Promises to "Dry Off" Drug Trade  President Bush's latest Drug Czar Appointee, Towelie from South Park, is used to speaking in public. A creation of the American military who has dedicated his brief life to spreading the gospel of Towel Safety across the American airwaves, he now brings his famous single-mindedness to the War on Drugs. His appointment is seen by Washington insiders as the coup de grace to the "Just Say No" approach and the heralding of a newly privatized Corporatist approach. On the advice of the President, the Czar-to-be watched the hollywood documents "Traffic", "Blow", "New Jack City" and "Outland" to prepare himself for the role, just as the President had watched "Home Alone II" and "Bedtime for Bonzo" to prepare for his life in the White House. When asked about the screenings, Towelie responded, "I still think Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is a much stonier movie. Or maybe Fantasia really late at night. ...Wanna get High?"Already lauded as the brains behind the explosion in drug trade in both Kosovo and Afghanistan, Towelie's latest push, to increase drug imports through the Bush controlled ports of Florida has been a massive success, especially because the Administration ordered most of the Coast Gaurd to switch from drug interdiction to Oil Platform and Shipping Protection! Such coordination! At least these great American oil corporations don't have to pay for their own security at home either. That's what income taxes are for! Go WOT (War on Terror)! Go WOD (War on Drugs)! More Terror = More Drugs = More Money! Go America! Go GOP!! Go Allies of Evil!! YAY!! Whoopee!! Sorry, I'm just so jazzed by the latest 'election' 'results'. - ed. Now Available from AOE:
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Just What the Hell is This War All About?! An Impending Finacial Crisis Perhaps? A MUST READ SCREED!!!
resource like Oil dries up, the smart hoard. And when the pumps won't flow fast or cheap enough to hoard properly, the smart steal.
As it turns out the recall will cost Californians $71 billion dollars, not the oft bandied $71 million. But guess who collects the bill? The AOE of course! Our boy Kenny Lay-ed the ground work, Grey Davis signed it into law with those long-term contracts and Arnold will protect the pile for as long as he's in office. Just like that, the great Texan carpet bag is complete and guess what? California is still totally fucked until just before election time, when the men manning the money hoovers back off the throttle just enough for a recovery and Republican re-election!
"They are based out of the Carribean - our back porch - and we just want those sick sun worshippers and commies to know that they can no longer harbor such destructive forces without feeling the full brunt of America's military might!"
WALL STREET SENDS A MESSAGE TO THE PRESIDENT: This Had Better Be the Best Reconstruction Since the Old South!
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